![]() Game play is fairly simple in Global Assault the analogue stick moves the tank back and forward and also rotates the turret. Phew, that required more explanation than you probably wanted to hear so let's move onto the game itself! This lures you and your wife out onto the battlefield once again as you try to defend yourself and your son from an onslaught of 'Tanx' in both the US and Europe. Eventually she discovers that Griffin's son has similar powers and so she attempts to kidnap him before they he can fully develop them. Unfortunately for everyone else, said crazy woman (who created the aforementioned woman-killing plague) has telekinetic powers that she uses to convince her enemies to ally with her. However a crazy psychopathic woman who essentially owns Europe has other plans. With only a handful of women left, horny men the world over jumped into massive tanks and start fighting for their honor/ability to provide sexual favors.ĭispleased with the actions of humans everywhere, Griffin Spade (you, the main character) and your wife Madison attempt to start a new peaceful civilization in America. Global Assault (and indeed its prequel), take place in the 'futuristic' era of 2002 following a worldwide apocalyptic event in the form of a plague that targets only women (sexist or what?). ![]() At least it could have been if we hadn't discovered it mere weeks ago, anyway we digress. Luckily for us, Battle Tanx: Global Assault provides us with exactly those requirements and has been doing so for a good seven years. If there is one thing we love here at Cubed3 (apart from being the number one resource for gaming news and information!) its riotous explode-a-thons filled to the brim with oversized and overpowered futuristic tanks. ![]()
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